Reasons not to have children

Its seems like the parents in my life are on a mission to make sure that I never want to have children. In my office alone, I could probably write a huge book on the reasons that I've been given not to have children. For this reason, I'm known for frequently declaring that I'll never have children. Let me just say, that I am fully aware that I'll probably end up with children someday in the future, hopefully not in the near future.

I've decided that, mostly for my own entertainment, I'm going to start documenting these reasons that people in my life give me not to have children.

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Today, I was reading Help, I Have A Teenager! I was completely shocked by something she said about needing to find out if her son has pubic hair. I can't imagine what reason a mother would have to want to know that information.

So...

Reason #1 not to have children:
The possibility of someday needing to know whether or not your children have pubic hair.